Spielberg told Bay – “Fire her right now” of Megan Fox

Finally, after all the speculation we now know why Megan got $#it – canned from Transformers.

She committed a sacred “No-No”, INSULTED THE DIRECTOR!

OMG!!

As told to GQ magazine, Michael Bay told them that Spielberg had the little hottie fired after she compared Michael Bay to Hitler during a press inteview with a British mag called “Wonderland”.  Implying that

“Bay wanted to be like Hitler on his sets”.

Guess who directed Schindler’s list?????? D’oh!!!

Megan quickly learned that young, hot and “sort of” talented, is a dime a dozen in Hollywood these days.

Rosie Huntingdon Whitley was more then happy to jump in and get that Transformers check. I bet she kept her mouth shut too! For that, her reward will be a role in Transformers 4.

Do you see how that works Megan???

We all sort of knew this was the reason, what we didn’t’ know was that Michael Bay was directed to get rid of her.  Ouch.

He told GQmagazine:

‘You know the Hitler thing. Steven (Spielberg) said, fire her right now.’

DAYYYUMMMM!

In an open letter posted on Michael Bay’s website a film crew member wrote:

‘Michael found this shy, inexperienced girl, plucked her out of total obscurity thus giving her the biggest shot of any young actresses’ life.

‘He told everyone around to just trust him on his choice. He granted her the starring role in Transformers, a franchise that forever changed her life; she became one of the most googled and oogled women on earth.

‘She was famous! She was the next Angelina Jolie, hooray! Wait a minute, two of us worked with Angelina – second thought – she’s no Angelina. You see, Angelina is a professional.

‘We know this quite intimately because we’ve had the tedious experience of working with the dumb-as-a-rock Megan Fox on both Transformers movies.’

That’s a little brutal, but hurray for honesty.   That’s a role that you really can’t mess up.

Do we really care who is in this movie?  It will be 3 hours of CG, sci-fi action with a plot we won’t care too much about either.  We are drawn to this franchise purely by its connection with our youths, the big budget, and the thirst for a big budget fourth of July blockbuster.  On these, I’m sure Transformers will deliver.

So whomever, just needs to keep her mouth shut, stay away from the buffet long enough to avoid belly bloat, look good in some skimpy outfits, and pout their lips every third frame.  Tantamount to an auto show display model, but these cars can turn into robots that want to destroy the earth.

No different then the Detroit International auto show last year.

-Cosmo