Lindsay Lohan Is Molding Young Minds

As part of her probation, that is. Lohan will be volunteering at a Brooklyn preschool in order to complete her 125 hours of community service by the May 28 deadline. However, unless Lohan works at that preschool 7 days a week, for 7 hours a day, she’s not going to meet the deadline.

I’d be more concerned about her spending that much time around impressionable children.

Lindsay has already tried to fudge her hours of community service, even claiming that her time on stage in a London based play qualified. The judge wasn’t having it

She’ll be molding young minds in the Duffield Children’s Center in Fort Green Brooklyn, starting this Tuesday. So far, she’s managed to complete 9 hours and 45 minutes of the community service that was ordered for a 2012 reckless driving conviction.

Prosecutors have indicated that she’ll be serving jail time if she fails to complete her community service…but haven’t we all heard that one before? I think the only thing guaranteed about this case is there will be a lot more smoking, swearing preschoolers in Brooklyn this summer.