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Lindsay Lohan Releases A New Song, And It’s NOT What The World Needed Right Now

We are in the middle of a pandemic, and the last thing we need right now is new music from Lindsay Lohan, but here we are…with new music from Lindsay Lohan.

It’s her first song in 12 years. We’re not sure why she decided now was the time to make her comeback. Perhaps, because she wants to torture us? I don’t know. It’s just a thought. I could be wrong. I don’t think I am, but I could be.

What I’m getting at here is that this new track sucks. It’s terrible. A mess of a song. Annoying as hell. The worst.

The track is titled ‘Back To Me‘ and it starts out with lyrics like this…

I used to blame me when shit got crazy/I can’t think too much about what they say. And now these Sundays got me feeling like Mondays/I know I drink too much, but it’s OK.

NONE OF THAT MEANS ANYTHING! STOP! Sundays got me feeling like Mondays? Whaaaat?

And then of course the rest of the song is basically just her saying “I’m coming back to me” over and over again. If I sound mad right now, it’s because I am. I don’t know if it’s the quarantine or what, but this song is irritating me way more than it should be.

The only reason I’m sharing it is because I want you all to experience the misery as well.

We’re all this together, right? You better press that damn play button and listen to the whole thing!


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