Tiffany Haddish Believes The Solution To The World’s Problems Is Simple: WOMEN NEED TO STOP HAVING SEX!
Tiffany Haddish has had a wild time in quarantine. She’s found love and has been dating Common for several months now, and she also cut off all her hair on Instagram Live.
Clearly, she’s going through some changes, and during a recent appearance on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon, the host asked her if her stand-up routine has changed since the start of the global pandemic.
And this led to a pretty bizarre answer…
Definitely. People are always asking me, ‘Tiffany, what can we do? What can we do to make changes?’ What I’ve incorporated in my comedy is something that I think that would work, that would change the systemic racism, the injustices that we all suffer. I think the key to it is: All women, just stop having sex. Everyone, just close their legs. Just shut it down.
If every woman just said, ‘That’s it. I’m closing my legs until justice is served, until there is change,’ then things will be great.
She claimed that this has happened before in history and wars have even stopped because of it. Then she talked about how at first all the Karens of the world wouldn’t be on board because they don’t want change, but they’d soon get exhausted by the extra sex load.
Karens are going to be like, ‘Look, I know I was talking crazy a few months ago, but I cannot handle all this sex that I gotta do because everybody shut their legs. So, please, please register to vote. Please, let’s make some change.’
I know she’s joking, but it could work. If all the sex in the world stopped, and the women of the world were like, “no more until this and this and this happens” you can bet men would come together for change.
Problem is, that ain’t gonna happen. We can’t even get people to come together to wear a damn mask. Ain’t no way all the women of the world are gonna stop having sex. Maybe like 20 or 30%, but that’s not enough. You’d need a near 100% shortage of sex.
Okay, clearly I’m giving this too much thought. MOVE ALONG!