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Mike Tyson Admits He Used A Fake Penis To Pass Drug Tests During His Younger Days

Mike Tyson is one of the greatest boxers of all time, and apparently he’s a world class fake penis user as well.

During a discussion on his “Hotboxin‘” podcast, the 54-year-old boxer talked with Vice President of Athlete Health and Performance for the UFC, Jeff Novitzk.y.

And almost as a “ha ha ha” in Novitzky’s face, Tyson started talking about how great he was at cheating the system. He admitted to using a device called the “Whizzinator” to pass multiple drug tests.

The Whizzinator is basically a prosthetic penis with a built-in bag to store someone else’s pee. People have tried to use the device for years to fool in-person drug testers … including Tyson.

He claimed it was never to cover up any performance-enhancing drugs. Instead, he said it was to hide his marijuana and cocaine use.

It was awesome, man. I put my baby’s urine in it. And sometimes, one time I was using my wife’s and my wife was like ‘Baby you better not hope that it comes back pregnant or something.’ And I said Nah, so we ain’t gonna use you any more, we’re gonna use the kid. Cuz I got scared that the pi** might come back pregnant.

“I got scared that the pi** might come back pregnant” is quintessential Tyson. If you just had that quote on a wall and provided no source, I think we’d all be able to guess.

Tyson’s worries of pregnant pi** are legit. Athletes have been caught with that before. Novitzky seemingly confirmed it by saying, “A male provided a urine sample and it came back and they said ‘Sir, you’re pregnant. Either you’re pregnant or this is somebody else’s urine!'”

Novitzky also explained that the way they urine test is very “up close and personal” so he asked Tyson how realistic this fake penis was. Tyson assured him it was high quality and matched his skin tone.

So there you go. No word on if Tyson still has this fake penis, but I’m sure there are some freaks out there who would buy it for a lot of money.

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