Lopez Apologizes for Kirstie Alley jokes, Kirstie tweets & doesn’t care!

For the record, Kristie Alley did a great job on “Dancing with the Stars”. That might actually be an understatement. She did a phenomenal job, and didn’t look half bad. It’s no secret that Cosmo likes his girls on the “curvaceous” side.

WHAT DID GEORGE LOPEZ SAY ABOUT KIRSTIE ALLEY?

Well George Lopez apparently thought she did well too. On his show he stated,

“She did a nice job. Her little hooves tapping away.” He went on, “Before the show, she went to the market and then she had some roast beef and this is her going all the way home” After saying “This Little Piggy Goes to Market” he showed the clip of that Geico commercial with the annoying pig squealing “wheeeeeeee.”

Personally, I thought it was hilarious!

Kirstie didn’t think so and responded with a tweet:

“lol…a drunk pig..hehe, Don’t worry about George’s comments….just remember what happens to the big bad, drunk wolf….he falls in a boiling pot of vodka. Piggy laughs.”

Ok, I thought that was “LAME”.

Lopez then ups the LAME-ness by attempting a half ass apology

“I misjudged the joke”
“No malice was intended and I apologize to Kirstie.”

Of course malice was unintended, but it was a side affect. You are a freakin comedian, talking about a fat chick. It’s what comedians do. Does the janitor apologize for mopping the floor, does the Barber apologize for cutting your hair?

Then to make matter worse Kirstie tweets back!

“I don’t need or want ur apology.”
“I want your kidney dude..on behalf of ur X and all the women uv insulted…give it back.”

Now that….was good one.
Of course she is referring to the fact that George Lopez divorced his wife after she donated her kidney to him.

Kirstie’s revenge could be winning DWTS. From her performance last week, she can actually do it. That girl’s moves had moves.

-Cosmo