Bow Wow Needs to Man Up and Stop being a Little B*tch!

Bow Wow is 24? Dayyyummmmm!  He’s a grown ass man and has had a kid before me?  That’s right, the rumors that were spread before were true.  Back in June he attacked websites that reported the rumor just to turn around and reveal that he indeed has fathered a daughter.

He wrote on his site:

‘My lil girl is getting BIG fast. I love every minute of it. She inspires me to go harder. Even made me treat my mother better, its like it made me into a man over night.

 ‘I waited so long to tell yall the truth because I was nervous on how yall would look at me. Yall know everyone makes a big deal out of everything I do. I wanted to be 1st n let yall know the real.’

When I first read that, I’m like, Please get over yourself.  You are not the first 24 year old to have a kid.  He was worried at “how yall would look at him”.  Where has he been for the past decade.  He’s a movie star / rapper with a baby’s mamma.  That’s unfortunately become the rule with athletes and musicians.  He might have held himself to a higher standard, but we have not.  It’s actually become expected.

Phony picture

The picture that everyone’s showing with bow wow and his daughter is fake…or at least that’s what he says. Remember, he said the baby story was fake too.  He also refers to the pic on his website:

‘Never been a fan of posting pix of my daughter,  ‘Reason is because I want my boo boo to have everything I didnt. I know how fame is. I missed out on so much.’

The more I read this crap, the more I become less of a Bow Wow fan.  Hello?  Your fame is the reason you are who you are.  Remember? Record deals, movie roles.  Your mom’s job, we saw you on MTV Cribs.  Come back down to planet earth.

SO WHO IS BOW WOW’S BABY MOTHER?

Joie Chavis who is described as a music video star.  Huh?  I ask again, “What is a music video star?”  Oooo – Ooooo let me answer that one.

A “Video Ho” as the industry calls them.  I call them modern day pin up girls.  If you think that’s unfair, Google the name “Joie Chavis” and you will not see a picture without a bikini and just bikini bottoms in some.

Joie is smart, she managed to get pregnant essentially setting herself up for life.

The baby lives with Joie – of course.  That’s the only way she can legitimately collect child support.

Bow Wow goes on to write some incoherent crap, in attempts to switch  fans from being judgmental to sympathetic.

‘So i have to fly 5 hrs away to see her. I find myself going into my phone book jus lookn at pix of her. Sometimes I tear up cuz i just cant believe it brotha be emotional.”

‘The bs that comes with having a baby momma is expected. So i neva trip. Jus gotta suck it up keep chin high and try not let her get the best of my feelings by playin them stupid games.’ (sic)

Boo Hoo Bow Wow.  You are rich – Move Closer.  It’s that easy.

‘For the past 3 years I been batteling life. Even thought about taking my own. I felt like as a kid i did everything and saw everything too fast which spoiled my adult years. I felt as if I had no purpose to live (Thinking selfishly) until god gave me the illest gift of my life.’

Are you reading this?   I have a new name for him – Little Bitch Wow.  You are 24, and had a baby, just like millions of other guys out here who have baby mamma drama.  And by the way – they work regular jobs at Sears, Dunkin Donuts, McDonald’s.  They are plant or factory workers who only make $2000 per week and have to give up $800 of that for child support.  If you want to see your daughter, then move.  If you want to visit her regularly without drama, set up visitation rights with the court.  Go about doing things the right way.  That’s what being wealthy is all about.  Wealth is resources.  I thought you said you were a man overnight.  Doesn’t’ sound like it from reading this mess.  Put your big boy pants on, and handle your business.  Whether you like it or not, you are a role model, so let’s set the bar a little higher.

Also, learn how to write.  “Hip Hop doesn’t translate well on a blog” it just makes you sound like an ignorant ass.

Tough Love.

-Cosmo