It’s Official – Demi Moore Files to Divorce Aston Kutcher….Finally!

I bet you Ashton is more relieved then you might think.  Demi at age 49 decides she has just had enough.  She released a statement today,

“It is with great sadness and a heavy heart that I have decided to end my six-year marriage to Ashton. As a woman, a mother and a wife there are certain values and vows that I hold sacred, and it is in this spirit that I have chosen to move forward with my life. This is a trying time for me and my family, and so I would ask for the same compassion and privacy that you would give to anyone going through a similar situation,”

She did it big, she went straight to the Associate Press. Not TMZ, Not OK, Not TV Smack Talk, she went right to the top.

Kutcher who has recently said that he wouldn’t tweet anymore without it being vetted through his management team took to twitter today for some pitiful Boo Hoos,

“I will forever cherish the time I spent with Demi. Marriage is one of the most difficult things in the world and unfortunately sometimes they fail.”

They didn’t fail you cock-smooch.  You failed.

The two didn’t have any children although Ashton became close with Moore’s three daughters that she had with Bruce Willis.

Now everyone can Exhale.  That nightmare is over.  The next thing Kutcher will kill will be “2.5 Men”.  Charlie was right, him on the show Sucks!!  Demi had way to much class for him to began with.

COSMO