charlie Sheen on Jay Leno

Charlie Sheen on Leno – Calls Lance Armstrong a Douche and Explains Why he Broke LiLo Off a $100K

Sheen made an appearance on Leno last week and when the topic of Lance Armstrong came up, Charlie did not hold back.  Back in 2005 Charlie bumped into Lance and it was not pleasant.  Lance pretty much brushed the actor off at a time when Charlie was a big deal himself.

Sheen told Leno,

“He’s kind of a douche. Wow, I didn’t just say that did I? And I base that on meeting him, you know,”

“He was talking to, I think he was talking to Sheryl Crow [Lance’s former fiancée] at the time. I said, ‘Hi Mr Armstrong, I’m Charlie Sheen. I just wanna say hello.’ He looks at me, he’s like, ‘That’s nice.'”

Sheen who is the master of 2nd chances, says that the key to forgiveness is being a nice guy. He advices,

“If he was a better guy I think in his life he’d be forgiven a lot faster and a lot easier,”

“Kind of like me.”

Sheen also explained why he gave Lindsay Lohan the $100,000.  He said that they were both starring in Scary Movie 5 together and that she was owed money from the production company, he didn’t know she would use it for taxes,

“They offered me a decent amount of cash to do Scary Five as a cameo. Then they said they’re going to hire Lindsay. I thought fabulous. They took half my money to give to her and she didn’t get it all. And when I found this out I said you got shorted a hundred grand so I, I gave it to her,” he explained.

“I didn’t know it was for taxes. If I’d have known that I’d have given her half.”

She appears to be back on top and dare I say, He really is Winning!

Here is the clip of Sheen on Leno


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