No Prom for Kate Upton, Jake Davidson Gets Denied!

The 20-year-old dream girl has crushed another poor boy’s heart today. As some of you may know, high school senior Jake Davidson made a video where he asked Kate Upton to prom. In the video he professed his love for the stunning Kate Upton,

“I’m Jewish, 5’9” on a really good day, and can’t dance at all. You’re Christian, 5’10”, and that Cat Daddy video should have won an Oscar for best short film.”

Davidson said in the video he posted on Youtube, which now has over 2 million views.

We’re sure Jake had no way of knowing how popular the video would get, but we’re willing to be bet he doesn’t mind. The impressive popularity of the video actually forced Kate Upton to respond to his prom request! She first responded by tweet saying,

“You can call me Katie if you want! How could I turn down that video! I’ll check my schedule ;)“

Sounds promising, huh? However, sadly, this story does not have a happy ending. Jake’s prom is in May, which just so happens to be a very busy month for Kate. Modeling gigs, acting gigs and charitable events fill the entire month.

However, she did have nice things to say about the video…

“[I] just don’t know if I can make it work. But I really appreciate being asked, it made me feel really great. He was creative and funny. It really made me laugh.”

Kate Upton told People magazine.

Ouch! She rejected the poor guy! Although, we’re willing to bet that he doesn’t really mind. How many guys can say that Kate Upton called them funny? Heck, how many guys can say that Kate Upton even knows they exist? Not many. Jake Davidson should be proud of what he has accomplished here. Every girl in his school is going to want to attend prom with him now! He’s going to have plenty of girls to choose from, we’re sure that he’ll be just fine. After all, he is class president, editor of the school newspaper and has perfect SAT scores.

This guy is clearly going places in life, Kate Upton should really think twice about this prom event. Jake will probably be some rich doctor when he’s older, and Kate Upton’s modeling career can only last so long. She might need s sugar daddy a little later in life, why not get a head start? Give the guy a chance, Kate! The worst that could happen is you two end up divorcing and you get to keep half of everything he owns.

That doesn’t sound too bad, does it?