Hugh Hefner Has Probably Slept With Your Mom

Confused by the title? Want to beat us up for talking about your mom? Well, let us explain first! We all know Hugh Hefner is married to Crystal Harris, but what about before Crystal Harris? How many chicks did he bang before he “settled down” and by settled down, we mean forced to stop having so much due to heart explosion concerns. What would your guess be? 300 chicks? 500? 750? HIGHER? Hugh Hefner admitted in a recent interview with Esquire magazine that he has slept with over 1,000 different women!

Can you believe that? How is that even possible? I haven’t even met 1,000 women, let alone slept with 1,000. Don’t you get tired by the time woman number 200 rolls around? If you think about it, Hugh has probably slept with one of his relatives. Out of the thousand women, we’re sure there was at least one distant cousin thrown in there somewhere. That’s fun to think about, huh? Something to discuss around the water cooler tomorrow morning.

Hugh swears that those wild days are behind him, though.

“All our friends think it’s made in heaven. It’s only people who don’t know us who simply use us as stereotypes in terms of age and beauty. I just feel very, very fortunate to have found her at this stage in my life. I saved the best till last.”

Hugh said of his wife, Crystal Harris.

He also claims that he has never cheated during any of his marriages,

“There were chunks of my life when I was married, and when I was married I never cheated. But I made up for it when I wasn’t married. You have to keep your hand in.”

Believable? Who knows, I am kind of getting uncomfortable talking about an 86-year-old’s sex life. I’m sorry that I even presented this story to you all. Please accept my apologies.