Let’s Talk About Sex!

I truly believe that the world would be a better place if people just talked about sex more. Have you ever met an angry person that had just had sex? No! Even if the person felt like they didn’t put on their best performance, they’re still happy! No one has ever finished making love and then went out and killed a bunny. The solution to most of the world’s problems could be solved with more sex! So, that is why the following story will be all about doing the nasty.

Huffingtonpost attended some fancy event Jenny McCarthy was hosting in a hotel and they decided to ask her and some of her famous friends about sex. Kelly Monaco, Joanna Krupa and Kelly Killoren Bensimon all participated in the steamy Q&A. They were first asked about their most embarrassing sex story and of course, Jenny McCarthy had the most embarrassing story.

Jenny told the reporter,

“So, I met this boy in college and we saw each other a few times and then we went back to his place and did it.”

She then explained how hungry she was afterward, so the boy she “did it” with offered to go get her something from Mcdonalds, but she never did get her Big Mac with extra sauce. McCarthy said,

“And I wait, like hungry…for four hours and I look out the window and I’m like, ‘Mcdonalds Is closed!’ and I realized, oh my God, he left me. So I had to do the walk of shame back to my college apartment. That was, like, the worst experience.”

The four ladies were also asked where the strangest place was they have ever had sex. Kelly Killoren Bensimon played it safe and claimed that she is pretty conservative, saying she really hasn’t ever had sex anywhere strange. McCarthy revealed that she had sex on the Grand Canyon, but it wasn’t exactly an amazing experience. She said,

“There’s like scorpions and stones and dirt and it’s hot. It was like the strangest and worst sex of my life.”

She apparently hasn’t informed Kelly Monaco on her horrible experience because Kelly mentioned that she would love to have sex at the Grand Canyon,

“I would definitely f**k at the Grand Canyon if I had the opportunity. Next time I’ll make sure of it…I’ve never been, maybe that could be fun.”

Could be fun, huh? She might want to talk to Jenny about that one. I have a hard time believing that the strangest place Jenny’s had sex is at the Grand Canyon. I was thinking like a graveyard or something really freaky like that. The Grand Canyon? That’s not strange, that’s just something to cross off your bucket list.