Jersey Shore’s Ronnie Hospitalized!

Oh, no! The monster known as, “Ronnie” from the Jersey Shore is apparently stuck in a Florida hospital. No, he didn’t get into some brawl at a club and bust his head open or anything, at least not this time. Ronnie had to make a special trip to the hospital this weekend because of some pretty bad kidney stones.  A rep for the star told E! News.  The 27-year-old reality television star tweeted,

“Hospital. Wouldn’t wish this feeling on anyone! #KidneysFML”

It’s being reported that his girlfriend Sammi (yes they are still together) is currently on her way to visit her loveable juice head in the hospital. “It’s a very painful condition, but he’s being treated.”

Ronnie was in Florida to promote his new alcohol line Smush Cocktails at the Spirits Wholesalers of America Convention.

What else would he be doing in Florida? You knew it had something to do with alcohol. I must admit that the name of his line is quite interesting, “Smush Cocktails.” It has potential, especially with the crowd he is trying to reach. Starting his own alcohol line is pretty much the only thing Ronnie could do after his time on Jersey Shore. I mean, what else can he do? No one is going to hire him as a babysitter or anything. He had two choices…

1. Live off what he made from MTV for as long he could and then become homeless.

2. Find out how he could turn his love of alcohol into a money making business!

I am glad he chose number two.