Sofia Vergara Talks About Life….and her Boobs!

Sofia Vergara’s success in the entertainment world can be contributed to two things; her left breast and her right breast. Okay, maybe that is not entirely true. She is extremely likeable and a pretty funny actress, but let’s be honest, having huge boobs certainly hasn’t hurt her. The 40-year-old actress has had a pretty wonderful life. She’s engaged to a successful businessman, Nick Loeb. She’s won multiple awards for her acting, she’s on one the most popular shows on TV and she has big boobs. Wait, I already mentioned that boob thing, huh? My bad.

Anyway, Sofia talked with Cosmo magazine recently and opened up about her wedding plans, or lack thereof.  The actress told the magazine,

 “He was already married with a big wedding and I was already married with a big wedding, so we’re going to do something but not right now. I’ve never had a plan for anything. I know I’m not going to get anymore shows like Modern Family. If it ends in five years, it would be great to do movies and focus on things like my Kmart line. Maybe have a kid. But I am going to be working my whole life. I love making money. I really love it!”

Somehow the conversation turned to what Sofia wears to bed now that she is engaged, and she didn’t leave anything to the imagination.

 “No one can be a sex kitten every day, and anyone who tells you that is lying. But I do wear negligees and Japanese silk robes. For a long time, I lived alone with my son and only saw my boyfriends in a hotel. So at home, I slept in old T-shirts. I realized when I moved in with Nick that I couldn’t do that. Now, I only keep nice pajamas around, because whatever is there, I’m going to wear!”

A sex kitten? Sofia Vergara is no sex kitten, she’s too much of a woman to be just a sex kitten. She’s like a sexy little tigress who will bite your head off in bed. However, our sexy tigress did admit that sometimes her big boobs are a curse.  She revealed,

 “I have learned that not everything looks good on me because of my boobs. Magazine will say, ‘She is wearing the same shape again.’ I’m like yes! So what? My boobs are real. They’re a 32f . I can’t wear something backless, because what holds them up? The magazines would be saying, ‘What was she thinking with those sagging tits?”

Oh, what a terrible thing to have to deal with. Please excuse me why I try to go find a f–k to give.