Tara Reid Hates Fellow Crazy Person Lindsay Lohan

We have white on white crime, black on black crime and now we have drunk on drunk crime. The former hot chick from the American Pie movies, Tara Reid, made an appearance on “TMZ on TV” a couple of days ago and started hating on Lindsay Lohan! I don’t think Tara Reid is in the position to be hating on anyone, but she didn’t hold back on her feelings towards Lindsay.

Lohan’s reckless driving came into the conversation and Tara Reid said that she should just stop driving all together.  Reid said,

 “She’s crashed one of my friend’s cars…and when I asked him, ‘Why do you let her do this?’ and he was like, ‘Ah, I don’t care.’ I just don’t think she should be able to get away with that much. You know what I mean?” 

Yeah, we know exactly what you mean, Tara. You mean, “Why the hell does she get away with everything, but I can’t? It’s just not fair!” It’s not fair, but maybe if you actually had some talent people would be more willing to look the other way.

Reid was also asked if she’s ever talked to Linsay Lohan about any of this.  Tara told TMZ,

 “We don’t really like each other that much, so we are probably not going to have a conversation about her driving. If I get drunk, I’m a happy drunk. When she gets drunk, she’s just mean. She’s so paranoid, she takes her drink anytime she thinks anyone has a camera phone and drops it in an ice bucket.”

The idea that Reid is sitting and talking with a gossip site about Lindsay Lohan’s drinking problem is quite hilarious. I mean, Tara was a black-out drunk long before Lindsay Lohan was! Lindsay probably got her inspiration from Reid! They should be the best of friends, but for some reason they hate each other. It’s like they’re both trying to fight for attention, and Reid is the poor middle child who just doesn’t get any attention. She’s obviously extremely bitter that Lindsay Lohan seems to get all these breaks. Her bitterness really came through when she was asked if she thinks Lohan will turn her life around,

 “I think she will (get her life back on track). I think this girl gets chance after chance after chance after chance.”

She also adds that she hates the fact that her own reputation as a blackout drunk will never go away. She says bad stories about her just keep getting stuck with her.

You see what I mean? She sounds extremely bitter. It’s kind of like when I went on that rant after finding out Farrah Abraham made a million dollars off her sex tape. The truth is I was just bitter because I’ll probably never make a million dollars in my entire life, and all she had to do was suck a d–k and she’s an instant millionaire. Anyway, I better change the subject before I start filling up with rage again.

Tara just needs to shut her mouth because she really has no room to talk. Maybe she could go take a few acting lessons, stay sober and land some big movie role that resurrects her career. Once that happens then she can join the rest of us in making fun of Lindsay Lohan.