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Amanda Bynes Suing NYPD and Starting Rap Career?

I really hope Amanda Bynes doesn’t do another crazy thing this week because I am really getting tired of writing about her crazy ass. Why can’t a huge white van just come pick her up and make her stay in rehab until she realizes how crazy she has been acting? Anyway, Amanda Bynes is starting more trouble on Twitter, posting another very long tweet. That’s another thing, why doesn’t she make a blog? Twitter isn’t meant for long ass rants, put that sh-t on Tumblr!

In her latest rant, she explains how she is going to sue the NYPD and she also hints at a possible career in rapping…oh joy!

 “For once and for all, this is the last thing I’ll say about the mistaken arrest. I’m suing NYPD for illegally entering my apartment, lying about drugs on me and lying about me tampering with non existent drug paraphernalia, then I’m suing for being put into a mental hospital against my will, then locked up overnight for coming home after a facial and working out with my trainer like the good girl that I am. I’m allergic to alcohol and drugs and don’t partake in any of the above.”

Can someone be allergic to all alcohol and drugs? What happens when she drinks alcohol? Does she get loud, obnoxious, dizzy and a little nauseous? Cause I am pretty sure that is normal.

The troubled star went on to talk about how “serious” her and her lawyer are. She also said she was “so offended” that they took her to the mental hospital, she seems like she is really upset about that. I wonder why? Perhaps, it hit too close to home, eh? Where is this girl’s family? Are they not around, or do they just not care about her? Bynes also said that she was going to sue her apartment building for lying about her smoking habits. And then she said this…

 “Look forward to seeing me in music videos! I’m getting in shape and getting a nose job! I’m looking forward to a long and wonderful career as a singer/rapper!”

When I heard this, I was like….

Oh, no. If Amanda Bynes puts out a freaking rap song…the whole damn world is going to download that thing. She’s going to make so much money off that song, and it’s just going to feed her delusional brain even more. Maybe that is why she went after Rihanna for no reason the other day, she’s trying to get a “beef” going, so she has some sh-t to write about. One has to wonder who is going to help her produce this rap album? I can’t see a producer actually putting their name on this project, at least no producer who actually wants people to take their work seriously.

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