Courtney Stodden In a Lettuce Bikini?!
You may never look at a salad the same way ever again. The outlandish 18-year-old put on an unusual bikini made out of lettuce the other day.
Why would she do such a thing? Was this some kind of promotion for Hidden Valley Ranch Dressing? No, nothing like that. She wore the leafy bikini for a PETA campaign out in Los Angeles on Wednesday.
In addition to showing off her lettuce bikini, the 18-year-old also helped out by passing out veggie dogs. She spoke with Pacific Coast News and talked about how honored she is to be a spokeswoman for PETA,
“I am honored to be a spokeswoman for PETA and I love my animals so much. Also I would like to thank Pink’s for making this veggie dog for us today. Also I love being in the green on such a beautiful day.”
A veggie dog? Gross. I’m not against eating your veggies, in fact I encourage it. You need all those nutrients in your body, but I am not for replacing meat with weird veggie alternatives. I’d like to be able to eat my bacon and have my salad too. In fact, sometimes I even put little bacon bits on my salad.
I’ll leave you with this endearing photo of America’s favorite meat eater, Ron Swanson.
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