Rihanna’s New Music Video Is Basically Soft Porn

Rihanna has just released the new music video for her god awful song, “Pour It Up” and it makes Miley Cyrus’ “Wrecking Ball” video look PG.

In the video below, you can find Rihanna and several other dancers shaking their ass. Wait, shaking is probably not the right word to use. They are doing some hardcore movements with their ass. It’s like heavy metal twerking or something.

Not surprisingly, the video was actually co-directed by Rihanna. She spends most of the video in a blonde wig, spreading her legs and shaking her booty violently. It’s clear that Rihanna is the current “twerking” queen. We will patiently wait for Miley Cyrus to respond with her flat ass sometime soon.

I must say, it’s a good thing that Rihanna knows how to sell her body because her songs continue to just go downhill. Honestly, I muted the video after 30 seconds and just watched the rest in silence. As hot as her dancing was, I just couldn’t get hard while that horrible song was playing in the background.

I realize that I probably sound very old right now, but I really do miss when artists actually cared about the music. Now it’s all about seeing how many views you can get on Youtube. They produce some crappy song with no real meaning and think, “Can I shake my ass to this?” and if the answer is yes, then the song makes the album!