Celebrity Quotes of the Week: 14DEC2013
You know, that sounds like [Muhammad] Ali to me. That sounds like Martin Luther King to me. That sounds like a lot of the greats that have walked this earth. It even sounds a little bit like Jesus to me.” – R. Kelly [source] [more…]
“We will never see the likes of Nelson Mandela again, But let me say to the people of Africa, and young people around the world: You can make his life’s work your own.”
– Barack Obama [source]
“For reasons we cannot understand, [Porsha] displayed a reckless abandonment of anything close to the truth over the last eight months, We are also hopeful that Porsha will stop villifying Kordell at every opportunity.”
-Attorney for Kordell Stewart [source]
I seriously need some lessons on how to pose on the red carpet! I always look like I am in pain or smelling shit!
-Kelly Osbourne [source]
“If he comes in there with some dumb shit, I’m flat-lining him. Easy money.”
-Adrien Broner [source]
“If we’re going to be honest, then just say, ‘He’s an a–h—. We had to go after him. He tested positive for being the biggest a–h— in the world.’ Fair. I can live with that. To say that he cheated his competitors? Ask them! Ask my competitors.”
– Lance Armstrong [source]
Holiday music can make you want to heal the world or destroy it.
-Dane Cook on twitter [source]
“They would have ended up on the equivalent of the Oprah show talking about me; because something (in my life) would have had to suffer and it would’ve probably been them.”
-Oprah Winfrey [source]