Supermodel Doutzen Kroes Announces Her Pregnancy By Sharing Nude Photo

Most people announce their pregnancy by sending their friends and family a card or by posting a little message on Facebook. The kind of message that gets an obscene amount of likes and comments, most of them saying, “OMG R U SERIOUS?” Because while their friend’s pregnancy is important, it’s not important enough to actually type words.

Anyway, when you’re a famous supermodel, you apparently announce that you’re pregnant by posing nude and posting the photo on Instagram.

Doutzen Kroes announced that she is expecting her second child yesterday by posting the photo you see down below.

“This is not a #throwbackthursday this is now! So happy to share with you that we are expecting.”

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How beautiful? That’s the appropriate thing to say, right? It would be inappropriate of me to say she looked really hot. It would be completely inappropriate of me to say I want to see the outtakes where her hand was not positioned properly, right? Because I am totally not thinking that right now.

As we mentioned above, this will be her second child with her husband, DJ Sunnery James. They got married back in 2010 and welcomed their first child in 2011.

Wouldn’t it be nice if people announced more things by taking their clothes off? Especially bad news. For example, let’s say your house burns down in a fire while you’re at work. That’s a crappy situation, but how amazing would it be if a nude supermodel walked in your office to tell you?

Supermodel: Sorry, Mr. Jenkins. Your house burned down in a fire.

Mr. Jenkins: Oh really? Thank you for telling me. Oh and by the way…

Supermodel: Yeah?

Mr. Jenkins: You have fabulous tits.

Supermodel: Thank you, Mr. Jenkins. I have to be going now. Larry from accounting just lost his Grandmother.