Jennifer Lopez’s New ‘Booty’ Music Video Looks Even Worse Than Her New Movie (VIDEO)
What the heck is going on with Jennifer Lopez? When did she become so desperate? After teasing her fans for weeks now, Lopez finally released her new ‘Booty‘ music video with Iggy Azalea, and it is absolutely terrible. This is coming from a man who enjoys a nice booty.
And I am not even talking about the ridiculous lyrics. There are only so many times you can hear the word “booty” in a row before you want to commit suicide with a stick of bacon. I tried muting the video and watching it again, but it still didn’t work for me.
The video manages to piss me off right away with a pointless countdown. No one likes countdowns. The only time a countdown is acceptable is on New Year’s Eve. And the only reason people enjoy doing it then is because they get to kiss someone at the end of it.
[more…]What do we get at the end of the ‘Booty‘ countdown? A f–king seizure! How could anyone possibly enjoy this video with all the jump cuts? It’s impossible to focus on the booty when it’s disappearing every second. It seems like Jennifer Lopez wants to be involved in terrible projects lately.
Have you seen the trailer for her new movie, The Boy Next Door? I saw the trailer in a theater full of people last week and everyone was laughing.
The problem with that? It’s not a comedy. Take a look for yourself…
Bring back Gigli.
