Amanda Bynes Twitter Rant Continues…

The troubled former Nickelodeon star has been having a rough week…or a rough few years if you want to get technical about it. As most of you know, she has constantly been in the headlines recently for her odd behavior, strange pictures, excessive drinking and her incredibly strange/vulgar tweets. Her behavior has attracted the attention of a lot of gossip sites and magazines, but one in particular has really seemed to piss off the 27-year-old.

“Yet again, I’m suing @UsWeekly for writing another false story. NOTHING is wrong with me! All trash mags – contact me personally since you r talking to people I DON’T KNOW then claiming they know me. Please say names of those supposed sources, they sound like you made them up like the crazy person you’re trying to portray me as in your ugly magazine. I’m talking to the ugly Asian editor and all the ugly women I met when I did a shoot with you. I am suing you every week you put up awful photos with a false, “I’m crazy” story. You have never contacted me once to find out who I am or what I’m up to. F*ck you.”

the actress wrote on her Twitter account, apparently not caring that the site is meant for very short messages.

However, Amanda wasn’t done, yet! She posted another long rant on her Twitter account yesterday:

“This is DISGUSTING! I don’t know why @UsWeekly thinks they are legally allowed to say I have a mental illness and need to be “Committed” – Shocked and horrified! It helps to have met them, it’s run by the ugliest women and men I’ve ever met. I’m suing them for writing OFFENSIVE headlines about me weekly! Read my twitter! What about it makes me seem mentally ill? I’ve lost respect for everyone who works for @UsWeekly.”

But the passionate actress wasn’t done, yet! She then explained why exactly she was suing the magazine:

“The reason I am suing everyone I am suing: defamation (of character) n. the act of making untrue statements about another which damages his/her reputation. If the defamatory statement printed or broadcasted over the media it is libel and, if only oral, it is slander.”

Now it is not clear if Amanda is truly seeking legal action, or if she is just blowing off steam. However, she sounds pretty damn serious, doesn’t she? Maybe I should watch what I say about her! I was going to write a few jokes, laugh at her rant and be done with it. However, now I am just going to talk about how amazingly perfect Amanda Bynes is. Se is smart, pretty and not crazy, at all! She is so perfectly normal that she makes everyone else around her look bad. Amanda has everything under control.

Phew, that should get me off the hook with her. Now I just have to make sure no one else sues me for all the lies I just wrote above.