Taylor Swift = Forever Alone?

We all know Taylor Swift has been through her fair share of guys. There was Joe Jonas, John Mayer, Jake Gyllenhaal, Taylor Lautner, Harry Styles, Cory Monteith, Chord Overstreet and Connor Kennedy. Phew! It’s safe to say that she has done a lot of dating. You would think that if she kept up this pace that she would eventually find someone, right? Someone will look past her neediness one day and love her for who she is, right? Well, Taylor Swift is not sure about that.  She told Wonderland magazine,

“I have no idea if I’m going to get married or be single forever or have a family or just be on my own. You know, paint in a cottage by the ocean by myself. Relationships are like traffic lights. And I just have this theory that I can only exist in a relationship if it’s a green light.”

She kind of paints a sad picture for herself, huh? But don’t let her fool you, she will get married! She dreams about being in love too damn much not to get married. She’ll get married and have a bunch of kids, write songs about how great being a mother is and then she’ll retire and get her own cooking show on Food Network titled, “Cooking for 10!” in which she’ll show you how she manages to make dinner for all 10 of her children.

However, Swift claims that she is perfectly fine with just taking it one day at a time…The 23-year-old superstar told the magazine,

“I’ve kind of realized that I have no idea where I’m going to be next year, or in six months, or in two months. I mean, I know I’ll be on tour in two months, but no idea where I’m going to be mentally, emotionally, dreams, goals, wishes, hopes. I just have no idea and I’m kind of into that. You can make a board for all the goals you want in your life with the pictures on it, and that’s great, daydreaming is wonderful, but you can never plan you future.”

You can sort of plan your future! I could have worked my ass off in school, went to a good college and became a doctor! I could be in school right now, studying to become a doctor. That’s right, the person writing this article about mindless celebrity gossip could be prescribing you pain pills in a few years. However, I didn’t work my ass off in school, I didn’t go to college and now I am writing about Taylor Swift. While it’s true that I didn’t plan for this to happen, it’s also true that I didn’t plan for this not to happen. You see where I am going with this? By not planning to succeed, you are basically planning to fail.

I apologize for my lesson in planning. Please forgive me. I’ll get back to writing about what kind of cheese Brad Pitt likes on his sandwich in a minute.