What’s Up with Chris Brown and Rihanna?

It’s time for a little update on Hollywood’s most dangerous couple, Chris Brown and Rihanna. There have been several rumors going around the past few weeks that claim the pair has gone their separate ways. Just recently Chris Brown was spotted at Playhouse nightclub with a mystery blonde chick. They were pictured laughing, dancing and drinking together. However, it turns out that the girl is just a waitress at the club and she always waits on Chris when he visits.  The waitress told TMZ,

“I am always Chris’ waitress. I know him and am friends with his friends. Nothing has ever happened. I just work there. In the photos, he was handing me a bottle to drink out of. Of course people are going to twist it another way. I don’t go for black guys.”

Oh, excuse us! She doesn’t “go” for black guys, whatever that means. Is she playing Monopoly with them or something? Anyway, Rihanna was also spotted having a little fun without Chris Brown at a Clippers’ game. She was seen laughing, cheering, touching people’s faces and doing her make-up, you know all the normal things you would do at a basketball game.

So, it looks like the two are getting along just fine without each other, right? Not so fast! You knew it wasn’t going to be that easy with a relationship like Chris Brown and Rihanna’s. Rihanna had a concert Monday night at the Staples center and she said some pretty interesting things to the sold out crowd,

“How many of you are in love? How many of you hate love? How many of you don’t f**king understand it? I’m in that group.” Rihanna said before performing her new song, “What Now” off her latest album. Oddly enough, the first few lines of the song go a little something like this…

“I’ve been ignoring this big lump in my throat

I shouldn’t be crying, tears were for the weaker days

I’m stronger, now what, so I say

But something’s missing.”

Something is missing! Your knight and shining armor, Chris Brown! Never fear, though, Chris Brown was actually spotted entering the building during her concert and apparently watched the entire show from the side of the stage. Doesn’t that just melt your heart? Those two just can’t quit each other! It’s a match made in heaven, if you ask me.

Side note: Do you think Rihanna gets depressed when she watches UPS commercials?