Miley Cyrus’ VMAs Performance And Why We’re Doomed (VIDEO)

The MTV Video Music Awards were on last night and they were atrocious as expected. There was very little “music” actually being played, it was basically just a two-hour long video showing you how not to act as a human.

I’m not sure what Hollywood is doing to these people, but it’s honestly a little scary. And no one was more frightening last night than Miley Cyrus. We all know she already tries too hard to be different, but last night she really tried too hard, which is kind of odd if you think about it.

Considering the fact that the song she was “singing” was basically about how she just doesn’t give a f–k about what anyone thinks. It’s pretty obvious that she does indeed care what people think, and it’s clear she craves to be the center of attention.

Anyway, let’s get to her awful performance.

I’m not going to explain it to you because I can’t. It’s something that you just have to watch for yourself, and you can do just that by watching the video down below,

Yeah…that’s what Hannah Montana is doing now. I’m not really mad about the performance, I am just sad. I’m sad that this is what we are celebrating, I am sad that this is what teenagers are aspiring to be. One of the saddest things about it all is how terrible her voice sounded throughout the whole performance.

I thought you had to be able to sing to be a singer? I thought we were supposed to be promoting music at a music awards show. If I had a teenager and they started to act like she did on stage in my house, I’d call and have them checked out by some people. Seriously, I’m not joking. I’d call and have them checked out by some doctors because that behavior is not normal.

I don’t know who to blame for this. Maybe it’s global warming, or the Illuminati. I don’t know. I mean, just look at the picture below.

WHAT IS THAT?! It’s not attractive, it’s f–king sickening. Her ass looks Spongebob Squarepants!

I think Rihanna’s reaction to the performance says it best…