Billy Ray Cyrus Reacts To Miley’s Raunchy Performance

The whole world was shocked when Miley Cyrus got on stage at the VMAs and did whatever it was that she did. Softcore porn, perhaps? I’m not sure, but I think it could pass as it.

The 20-year-old “singer” was doing all kinds of nasty things Sunday night. She was shaking her flat butt all over stage, grinding her flat butt against a 36-year-old married man’s package and abusing a poor foam finger in ways I have never seen before.

It was disgusting, heartbreaking and uncomfortable. One would have to assume that her dad would be embarrassed by his daughter’s performance, but Billy Ray actually showed support for his attention craving daughter.

He tweeted the message you see down below after his daughter’s performance,

I’m not exactly sure what blessings he is talking about, and I am sure God can’t be happy that he’s being dragged into this debacle. In all honesty though, we should have seen this coming a long time ago.

Miley grew up with a dad who rocked a mullet for way too long. Their family was doomed from the start, you just can’t get past the mullet. It stays with your family and never leaves. Billy Ray could cure cancer, but everyone would still be like, “Yeah, but didn’t he have a mullet?”

You just can’t recover from that. Miley is just under the curse of the mullet.