Dolly Parton Talks About Milley Cyrus: YEE-HAW!

67-year-old Dolly Parton is Miley’s godmother, so it makes sense that she’s talking all about her in a new interview with the London Evening Standard.

Parton said in the interview that she does help Miley make some decisions from time to time but would never dream of offering any unsolicited advice.

She also talked about talented Miley is…

“I’ve loved her through the years and watched her grow up, and I’ve seen how smart she is and how talented she is. I don’t think people really realize yet what a great singer and writer she really is. She’s just trying to find her own place and wings and learn to fly.”

She also hinted at the fact that Miley Cyrus has most likely sold her soul to the devil,

“It’s not easy being young. It’s hard to know what to do. You’ve almost got to sacrifice your damn soul just to get anything done.”

Well, that certainly explains a lot! A possession is really the only thing that would explain her behavior during the VMAs. But seriously, no one realizes how great of a “singer” and “writer” she is because she hasn’t showed us!

She distracts us by stripping naked and doing naughty things with a foam finger. Her crazy music videos always take away from the song she is actually singing. If she wants people to respect her for her voice and writing, then maybe she should actually try “stripping” things down in a completely different way.