Kanye West Inspires New Religion Called ‘Yeezianity’ Do You Want To Join?
If you’re in the market for a new religion, well, you just might be in luck! A new religion called, ‘Yeezianity’ was just created and the religion is based on the great Kanye West.
Noisey managed to grab an interview with the founder of this religion (who has chosen to remain anonymous) and the interview is quite interesting. The founder explained in the interview that it is pretty easy to become a member of the religion.
You just need to believe in the “5 Pillars”,
[more…]1. All things created must be for the good of all. 2. No human being’s right to express themselves must ever be repressed. 3. Money is unnecessary except as a means of exchange. 4. Man possesses the power to create everything he wants and needs. 5. All human suffering exists to stimulate the creative powers of Man.
Sounds easy enough, right? He didn’t mention anything about having to drink blood, so maybe this religion isn’t that bad.
The founder then explained why he created the religion and this is where things started to get a little strange,
“In a lot of ways, after I created it, I reflected on it and thought that this was just a rehashing of Christianity, but just throwing Yeezus instead of Jesus. And you know what? That’s why I felt Kanye did it. He just put the name there.
Jesus has all this baggage and all these connotations, and Yeezus is this new thing — and that’s why I say in the ‘Our Savior’ part of the site, ‘We don’t speak of his public persona.’ Because Yeezus is when Kanye elevates to that God-level, which I feel like we all have the potential to do.”
Okay, you lost me there. I didn’t get any of that. I’ve never seen Kanye reach this “God-level” this man is talking about. Did Kanye walk up to a person in a wheelchair, touch their head, and make them walk? I must have missed that.
I’ve never seen anyone reach God-level before. I think the closest we get to “God-level” is when we release all over a woman’s face.
To me, there is nothing more powerful than that.
Sorry, Oprah. I take it back. Please don’t hurt me.
