Celebrity Quotes of the Week: 14JAN2014

“I said, ‘I want to speak to David, it’s Chiwetel,’ and there was kind of a long silence and then the woman said in a low voice, ‘You want to go to a hotel?’”
–Chiwetel Ejiofor [source] [more…]

Madonna’s new boyfriend is 26!?! That’s the same age as her pacemaker

-Joan Rivers [source]

To people making mean comments aobut my GG pics, I mos def cried about it on
that private jet on my way to my dream job las night. #JK

-Gabourey Sidibe [source]

Loving how everyone is watching my pocket just make sure you are also watching me laughing to the bank.
Trust and believe half of #rhoa is leasing
-Porsha Stewart [source]

“He’s not a diaper kind of guy,”
“I’ve always wanted about 6 [kids]. After having her, I would have a million, but the pregnancy — I wouldn’t wish that upon anyone.
–Kim Kardashian [source]