Miley Cyrus Basically Claims She Would Have A Bigger Penis Than Liam Hemsworth If She Were A Guy (VIDEO)

You have no idea how much pleasure it gives me to write stupid headlines like that. It provides me with so much pleasure because I am not making this sh-t up! Miley Cyrus actually said that before singing ‘Wrecking Ball‘ in London the other day.

For some reason, the 21-year-old singer was emotionally charged. Before bringing the house down with her emotional song, Cyrus went on a pretty electric rant about her former fiance, Liam Hemsworth.

“And every time you get in your car, you’re going to hear my f–king song on the f–king radio, you piece of sh-t. That’s right. And then I’m gonna take all my clothes off, I’m gonna sit on a big, giant dick — sometimes two — I’m gonna swing around, and then I’m gonna hold the record for the most-watched music video on Vevo.

So then — you know, you can tell a lot about a person — I think you can tell how big their dick is by how much confidence they have usually, and if I was a dude I’d probably have a really big dick, ‘cause I feel really good about myself now. So I’m gonna tell those motherf–kers that broke my heart, particularly one, to suck my fat dick and to enjoy hearing this song for the rest of your life. This song is called ‘Wrecking Ball.'”

I mean, what the f–k? Just reading that makes me pee a little in my pants, but actually watching the video makes it even more terrifying. The way she says it, it’s almost like some evil spirit is taking over her body.

Check it out down below…