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50 Cent Talks About That One Time He Almost Got His A** Whooped By Beyonce

Beyonce didn’t do anything to protect her man during Solange’s elevator attack on him last month, but if 50 Cent’s story is true, it’s obvious she’s not afraid to enter beast mode for her man.

During an interview on Power 105.1, 50 Cent shared a little story about his time in a Casino with Beyonce and Jay Z.

“One time [Beyoncé] jumped off of a ledge and came running over cause she thought me and Jay had issues. And I’m like, ‘What the f–k? Did she really just jump and run up on me like that?’ We was at the Cosmopolitan. She jumped out and was like this, ‘What?! That Bonnie and Clyde for real! You try this or what, boy?! I’m here!’ She bugged out at me. I looked and Jay starts laughing. He’s like, ‘Yo, you know what it is.’ I said, ‘Oh sh–! What the f–k y’all got going on, man?’ Bey jumped down off of that joint like, ‘What?! Wassup?!'”

What the hell? I didn’t understand any of that. He talks about as well as he throws.

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I am going to try my best to translate what 50 Cent said. Here we go…

“This one time Beyonce jumped off a ledge and came running over at me. She thought I was in this battle with her husband. I’m thinking, ‘What is going on? How did she run so fast in those heels?’ We were at the Cosmopolitan. She moved in close to me and started yelling, ‘What? That Bonnie and Clyde for real! You try this or what, boy? I’m here!’ She had this crazy look in her eyes. I was confused. What did she want me to try? She didn’t have anything in her hand. I looked at Jay and he started laughing. ‘Yo, you know what it is.’ He said. But I didn’t know what it was. What did they want me to try? ‘I’m so confused. You playing tricks on me, man?’ I asked him. And then Beyonce pulled out a joint, and everything started to make sense.”

Totally makes sense now. It was all just a misunderstanding.