Orlando Bloom Gets Completely Naked To Go Paddleboarding With Katy Perry, And Twitter Is Freaking Out Because Of Well…You’ll See!
Orlando Bloom and Katy Perry are officially a “thing” now. The two stars were first linked back in January of this year when they were spotted flirting with each other at a Golden Globes afterparty.
And in just seven short months, the 39-year-old actor has obviously developed a special bond with Perry, because he’s in a position now where he’s comfortable enough to participate in various beach activities with her while being nude.
That’s right, Orlando was letting it all hang out on an Italian beach the other day. He started off with swimming trunks, but then decided to take them off and introduce everyone to Bloom Jr.
The photos are all censored, but the fine folks of Twitter noticed something really interesting. Look at the photo below…do you notice anything that stands out?
DO YOU SEE IT? THE SHADOW? DOES THIS MEAN WE’RE GETTING SIX MORE WEEKS OF SUMMER?
Twitter has been freaking out over this shadow all freaking day, and they’re making it clear that the shadow isn’t enough for them.
They need to see the uncensored version of the photo…
Me @ these Orlando Bloom pics… pic.twitter.com/pdqhP6omch
— VaultBGC (@VaultBGC) August 3, 2016
currently searching for uncensored photos of Orlando Bloom pic.twitter.com/7FJ38aNypt
— maddie (@MadelineZelaya) August 3, 2016
Me waiting for the uncensored nude pics of Orlando Bloom pic.twitter.com/ivtANpfcDH
— bradley (@brxdthomas) August 3, 2016
When you see why “Orlando Bloom” is trending and then you see the shadow pic.twitter.com/KQJFI4rjyM
— S A R A (@SwedishSara00) August 3, 2016
As you can clearly see, some people on Twitter need a glass of water because they be thirsty as hell. And while most of them spent time searching for that uncensored photo, there was a small group of people making the most obvious joke about this situation.
Bloom was ~totes~ using this situation to promote Katy Perry’s hit single Rise and its music video…
We’re all just so clever.