Sorry! Rihanna Doesn’t Have An Update On New Music After Lackluster Super Bowl Halftime Show

Well, Rihanna performed at the 2023 Super Bowl last night, Feb 12, and I’m just gonna be honest… the performance was terrible. Can we all stop pretending it was good? We can all recognize her past talent and also be real about this halftime show, right?

She lacked energy, her backup dancers did all the work, there were no special guests, and she didn’t even pretend to sing half the time. And sure, no one pretends to sing the entire time at the halftime show, but that’s usually because they’re working their ass off on the stage! RIHANNA BARELY MOVED!

In her defense, she is pregnant again, which probably limits her mobility, but still, that halftime show was not good. People out here trying to be like, “Oh my gosh, less is more! You go Rihanna!” NO, STOP! IT WAS NOT GOOD!

Anyway, if you were expecting Rihanna to drop new music following her performance, well, we have some bad news for you.

She told Michael Strahan on Good Morning America that she’s excited to put out new music, but she has no updates about it.

They are waiting. I’m excited to actually put new music out, but I don’t have any updates for you on that yet.

Considering she’s now pregnant with her second baby, who knows when new music will drop. She’s in full mom mode right now, and hey, she has earned it. She worked her butt off for years to build a music and beauty empire.

She’s worth over $1 billion, so she never has to work another day in her life. More power to her. And she tricked the NFL into giving her millions for essentially standing on a giant stage while holding a microphone. She’s a genius.