Gabrielle Union Starts New Diet Craze Called ‘Porn Diet’

Dwyane Wade is one lucky guy. Not only is his fiancee okay with him having a secret child, but she’s also following around porn stars at the gym to get their body.

The talented actress, Gabrielle Union, was on Conan the other night and talked about how she has been on something called, ‘Porn Diet.’ At first, I was like, “No sh-t? Me too!”

But then she started to explain what exactly a ‘porn diet’ was and I realized it was nothing like my diet. Apparently, the 41-year-old will go to the gym, scan the place for porn stars and then follow everything they do, well, everything they do inside the gym.

Conan asked her if she actually watches the porn stars while their on machines and Union replied with, “Yep, and I’ll be on the next one going, ‘You’re not getting off before me!”

She also said that she will follow them to the juice bar just to see what they order. Apparently, most porn stars follow a vegan diet, which is kind of odd when you think about it.

You know, I think this diet might take off. Who wants to create a workout video for this new diet? Instead of the normal before and after photos. We’ll show a before picture of them all fat and depressed looking, and then the after picture will show them getting sucked off by two porn stars.

“Last year, I was 132 pounds overweight and was masturbating every day to porn. And now look at me! I lost 70 pounds in 8 months and I have two bitches giving me head. It feels great!”