AHEAD OF HIS TIME: A Tupac High School Love Letter Surfaces; It Actually Has Hand Drawn Emojis!
Dear Beethoven,
I felt compelled to write to you. I can’t really explain it, but I really feel good vibes from you. I’m almost sure we’ll be very close friends. I would have never guessed that you and I would be friends. But as the old saying goes….wait, how does that saying go? Forget it! You get the point!. I want you to know that you can tell me anything and if you ever need a shoulder to cry on, you can cry on mine. I have so many good thoughts about what lies ahead for us and it is my hope that they all come true. As you will soon find out, I do not spare words I say what I feel. So if something I say scares you please don’t panic because I tend to get over emotional. My love usually leads me too fast and that’s probably why I always get hurt. So if it ever seems as though I’m moving too fast, please slow me down! Talking to you on the phone was such a good feeling for me. I was beginning to feel alone and out of the blue I meet you and it’s almost like I’ve known you for years. We have so much in common. We both love Prince. We have both had broken hearts and we both adore candles. What else could you ask for. See You tomorrow Beethoven.
YIKES!! Oh man. That’s like the guy who washes himself with the soap made for Va-jay-jays and has to reclaim his manhood. That’s not my Pac. That’s not Thug Life. That’s HUG LIFE! Let’s get back to the PAC that I know.
Ok that’s better. I’m not sure if that letter worked then, but it certainly would not work now. As sweet as it all sounds, most girls would read this and put a code RED stalker alert out. This letter would be reposted and retweeted and Pac would be the laughing stock of his class. Ladies, don’t give me that crap…you know I’m right. Fellas, I know you would never write anything like this to a girl unless you are already smashing. It’s life, I didn’t write the rules but certainly have been screwed by them.
Thank God social media wasn’t alive back then, otherwise one of the greatest rappers might not have ever rapped. He would have been too busy reading comments and hashtags about how soft and romantic he was and never have the courage to pic up the mic! Phew!
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