Charlie Sheen Engaged To Porn Star, Fourth Time’s The Charm?

Charlie Sheen is ready to settle down again. Sheen is ready to give marriage another try. Even though this will be his fourth wedding, the 48-year-old actor believes this marriage will be his last.

He proposed to porn star, Brett Rossi, on Saturday in Hawaii. The incredibly romantic creep took her down to Hawaii for a special Valentine’s Day gift. As we mentioned above, this will be Sheen’s fourth wedding. He’s divorced Brooke Mueller and Denise Richards, and had an annulment with Donna Peele.

Sheen spoke with PEOPLE about his engagement and had this to say,

“With all due respect to Donna – that maiden Klay-Vinn was annulled. Therefore, if “three” truly is a charm; The mashup/acronym of the real CS, (Charlie & Scottie) HAS to be; ‘Char-M-stee…’ xox c&s”

Yeah, whatever you say. I can’t be the only one annoyed by his constant need to be different. You’re not different, Sheen. You took your girlfriend down to Hawaii for Valentine’s Day and proposed! Do you know how many rich bastards did the exact same thing as you? You’re about as original as the horrible sitcoms you participate in.

Anyway, Brett ‘Scottie’ Rossi also sent out a statement, and at least hers makes a little bit of sense.

“Yes! We are engaged! He even was a gentleman and got down on one knee. I was not expecting it at all. We had a beautiful Valentine’s Day and he proposed to me early this morning after we watched the sun rise.”

Well, good for them. I’m sure their marriage will last forever.