Justin Bieber’s Egging Nightmare Might Soon Be Over With Plea Deal

The great egg debate of 2014 might finally be over soon. TMZ reports that Justin Bieber will most likely be charged with a misdemeanor, and then Bieber would avoid a trial by paying for the damages and pleading no contest.

According to sources, the L.A. County D.A. has been in touch with Bieber’s lawyer, Howard Weitzman, and has requested a meeting to discuss restitution for the damage created by the egg attack.  As you may remember, Bieber’s neighbor claimed the damages were around $20,000.

It’s a picture. The play button doesn’t work. Try it…see? Idiot.

So, what will most likely happen? Well, it’s looking like Bieber will pay for the damages he caused, plead no contest, and then be placed on informal probation. TMZ reports the case could be over by next week.

It is worth noting that the D.A. and the Sheriff are not seeing eye to eye on the charges. The Sheriff wants to smack Bieber with felony charges, but the D.A. thinks that punishment would be too severe. A misdemeanor is more appropriate, according to the D.A.

I say we just put his mugshot up at every grocery store in the world with a little note that reads, “Do not sell this man eggs!” That way Bieber will never be able to make himself an omelet again.

He’ll eventually crack (get it?) and end up locked away in some psych ward.