2014 MTV Movie Awards Grab Bag, List Of Winners Inside!
The 2014 MTV Movie Awards were on last night, and we are pretty sure no one cared. Not even the celebrities who attended seemed to care about the award show. Heck, not even the host of the show seemed to care about the event.
Conan O’Brien, one of the funniest dudes on the planet, was incredibly boring last night. It’s almost as if someone sucked all the creativity right out of him. Basically what we’re saying is that you didn’t miss much.
Actually, that’s not a completely accurate statement. Every lady who watched the show last night probably enjoyed it. Why?
Because this happened…
It’s pretty sad when someone getting their shirt ripped off is the highlight of the night. All this did was make me depressed because I know I will never look like that shirtless. I mean, I am in pretty decent shape, but that level of greatness will never be achieved.
[more…]The only way some hot woman is going to rip off my shirt is if I am on fire.
Anyway, let’s get to the list of winners…
Best Comedic Performance
Jonah Hill, The Wolf of Wall Street
Best Fight
Orlando Bloom and Evangeline Lilly vs. Orcs, The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug
Best Kiss
Emma Roberts, Will Poulter and Jennifer Aniston, We’re the Millers
Breakthrough Performance
Will Poulter, We’re the Millers
Best Male Performance
Josh Hutcherson, The Hunger Games: Catching Fire
Best Female Performance
Jennifer Lawrence, The Hunger Games: Catching Fire
Movie of the Year
The Hunger Games: Catching Fire
There were some other awards, but who really cares? They don’t matter. Getting a popcorn trophy from MTV is kind of like getting a thumbs up from your mother. It’s nice, but you have to consider the source.
