Amanda Bynes Tweets About Drake Again

Breaking News: Amanda Bynes no longer wants Drake to murder her vagina! In fact, she doesn’t want anything to do with Drake anymore. The “crazy” actress was on her Twitter (as always) and she started to randomly go off on the 26-year-old rapper.

“Drake has the ugliest smile, ugly gums, uneven teeth, ugly eyes.” she tweeted to her many followers. She then deleted the tweet, but it wasn’t because she felt bad about what she said. Because later on, she told Perez Hilton that Drake was gay and ugly. “I want a hot straight man!” she wrote.

We know you want a hot straight man, Amanda. But the question is, do any hot straight men want you? I think the answer is no. Why? Because they’re afraid you’ll cut off their penis with a cigar cutter. You need to tone down the crazy a little bit if you want to land a guy. I’d also suggest investing in some better wigs. I’m not against wig usage in the bedroom, but it’s not a big turn on when your wig makes you look like the female version of Donald Trump.

By the way, I still think she is faking all this craziness! I feel like I need to state this in every article I write about her. I want it to be known that I didn’t fall for the act!