Kim Kardashian Describes Her Perfect Man, And Says This Body Part Makes Her Really Horny

A new episode of ‘The Kardashians‘ dropped on Hulu today, and because they’re desperate for more viewers, Kim Kardashian decided to share what makes her horny.

She talked to her friends and the camera about what she looks for in a guy, and she admitted that nice teeth turn her on the most.

Teeth are, like, one of my biggest turn-ons. The straighter, the hornier I’ll get. Just kidding. But not kidding.

Damn. She likes super straight teeth then. Kanye West has some pretty straight teeth, so maybe that’s why it worked out for so long. I haven’t really examined Pete Davidson’s teeth, but I didn’t think they were super straight.

Well, no.. looks like he had work done to make them all nice and pretty.

Anyway, beyond super straight teeth, Kim revealed she wants a “calm” man who has good hygiene and no mom or dad issues, which is asking a lot because almost everyone in the world has mom/dad issues.

No heavy baggage, I have enough. Taller than me, someone that loves to work out, a motivated person, an independent person that’s not clingy and someone with good taste.

So let’s see. She wants someone at least 5’3 (she’s 5’2) who has really straight teeth, smells great, has great style, motivated, not clingy and zero baggage.

I suppose that’s not asking too much, however, I do find it weird when people with a lot of baggage request partners with no baggage… it’s like why is your baggage the only baggage allowed? Who says I want to bring on your baggage?

Oh, almost forgot… she also wants her man to have some hair on his head…

No balding. But then, I don’t know. If I’m also in love, I’ll rub your bald head, you know what I mean? But we’re just talking about our perfection list.