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Chris Brown Is Pissing Off More People

It just doesn’t seem like Chris Brown can go a day without doing something that makes people hate him. Whether it’s punching his girlfriend, or the strange and “scary” artwork he has painted outside of his home in Hollywood Hills. The local neighborhood group apparently held some secret meeting or something, and it turns out they all hate the “artwork” outside of Brown’s home. They describe the paintings as, “sharp-toothed, red-eye goblins” and they claim that the paintings are so creepy that they’re even scaring the neighborhood kids!  Patti Negri,  who is president of the Hollywood Dell Civic Association said,

 “There are lots of babies, lots of children, and they’re literally frightened. It’s like devils on the wall — big scary eyes and big scary teeth, and just the whole vibe is not what we’re used to.”

You can see the “scary” artwork above in the picture. Personally, I think the parents should be more worried that their sissy little kids are getting scared of that. I’d send my kid to his room if he came home crying because of some stupid sh*t like that. I mean, seriously? They look like characters from Angry Birds. There is absolutely nothing frightening about those things. I want to feed them food and give them hugs. They look my blind Great Aunt after she puts her make-up on in the morning.

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Anyway, the L.A. city code officials responded to the creeped out neighbors by slapping Chris Brown with a lofty $376 fine for unpermitted and excessive signage. Surely, he’ll be able to come up with $376 just by emptying his pockets before doing laundry.

Officials have ordered Brown to take down the artwork within 30 days, but Brown and his attorney are expected to put up a fight.  Brown’s attorney, Mark Geragos told the LA Times,

 “I’m scared of neighborhood busybodies like this. They’ve called animal control. They have sicced parking (enforcement) on him, and now they reached the heights of ridiculousness here. Shame on them. They are trying to suspend the 1st Amendment.”

Meanwhile, Patti Negri is still in hopes that this fine will make Chris Brown think real hard about all the trouble he is causing, “I know a $300 fine is probably pocket change. But hopefully and maybe, he’ll just see the light and decide to be a good neighbor. We’re happy to have him — if he just tones it down.”

Oh, Patti! Shouldn’t you be watching Dancing with the Stars or something?

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When we asked Breezi if he would remove the mural he seemed a little preoccupied