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Why Is Kelly Clarkson Vomiting Several Times A Day?

Kelly Clarkson’s appearance on the Ellen DeGeneres show will air later on today, but don’t expect it to be that glamorous.

The pregnant 31-year-old award-winning singer revealed to Ellen that she’s throwing up at least a dozen times a day,

“I vomit a good dozen times a day. It’s, like, bad. I vomited before coming out here and I had a peppermint so you didn’t (know). I’m not even kidding, it’s so bad. It’s so bad.”

At least she’s honest, right? It’s rare that you find a celebrity so open about all the dirty details of pregnancy. She even told Ellen that the “pregnancy glow” is a myth…

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“I know it’s like so gross. And that’s the thing, too—you’re not attractive when you’re pregnant. Everybody tells you (that) you glow and you’re hair is pretty and you’re nails are pretty. That’s total crap.

My nails are short, my hair still falls out like it’s not all lush and beautiful and I have no glow. Unless it’s, like, something left over from a bad throw up. It’s horrible.”

That sounds pretty damn horrible. All that for a baby who will just pee and poop on you and then take all your money? Doesn’t sound worth it.

I’d rather just get a few fish and call it a day.