Fat A$$ Rosie O’Donnell scoops up a Chick at Starbucks!

Fat a$$ Rosie scoops up a chick at Starbucks!

I still don’t get the whole Rosie phenomena; but I appear to be the only one.  Riding the wave of fame and attention that comes with taking Oprah’s OWN network on your back, Rosie visits a Starbucks and meets her new Boo!

When this happened a month ago, I envisioned some nasty looking, short, stocky chick.  But no!  She’s actually hot.  Rosie is pulling “Dime Pieces”.  (That’s a 10 on a scale of 1-10). 

Michelle Rounds is her name.  She is a NYC corporate Head Hunter.  I’m not sure what lines Rosie threw at her, but they worked.  They were all smiles at the annual Rosie’s Theatre Kids Gala in New York City. A source tells “People” magazine,

‘They are adorable together and are very, very happy,’

Rosie better get focused because she is airing her new show on October 10^th and the pressure is on.  With 4 children from her previous marriage and a new $2.5 million dollar townhouse in Chicago, she’s got bills to pay.

 -Cosmo