Skinny Snooki Tweets the Secret Ingredient to her Weight Loss…Zantrex!

Twitter does it again and again.

Snooki, who’s been dazzling everyone with her new figure admitted today that the 15 pound weight loss was not just diet and exercise, as she flaunts her new bod at Harrah’s Resort in Atlantic City this weekend.

The Old Chubby Snooki

On her twitter page she mentions Zantrex and HCG.  She tweeted:

‘Glad to hear reports that say I look good =) but it’s not because of HCG! Thanks @Zantrex!’

I’m sure Zantrex sales went through the roof after that.  Snooki is only 4 ft 9 inches tall so the 15 lbs weight loss is huge on her tiny little frame.

But before you rush out the and buy Zantrex the side effects are a little brutal, they include palpitations, anxiety, cold sweats, nausea, diarrhea, increased heart rate and irritability.

Her new dedication to fitness can be seen on the show’s latest season.  Even in Italy Snooki hits the gym like a little feminine meat head.

When Leno asked her about the sauce (alcohol), in typical Snooki fashion she replied,

‘It sucks, but no Long Islands or margaritas when you drink. It has to be straight vodka.’

Yep – they paid her to speak at my Alma Mater.  Where did I go wrong?

BTW – I’m a fan of the lovable Chubby Snooki. That Snooki just seemed like more fun.

-cosmo