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Kanye West Is A God but Not THE God!

An interesting story took over the internet yesterday. There were reports that Kanye West was going to name his new album, “I Am God” the reports came from a BBC post about what Kanye and Kim might name their child. Everyone was quick to believe the story because, well, it is Kanye and would it really surprise anyone if Kanye really called himself God?

However, the Kanye camp is putting an end to all the rumors and setting the record straight. Apparently, it was just all one big misunderstanding! A reliable source has told the Huffington Post that, “I am God” is actually the name of one of his upcoming singles. The source also wants to make it clear that the title is, “I Am A God” and not, “I Am God.”

“We would never be so presumptuous or sacrilegious to call ourselves the supreme being.” the source told the newspaper. According to the source, the song is supposed to be about how all of us are manifestations of a higher power.

Well, that’s not nearly as entertaining! I was hoping that Kanye was going to put out an entire album talking about how he is the real and only true God. That album would have been so great! With hits like, “I Can Make It Rain…Literally” and “The Church of Kanye.”

I am disappointed in you, Kanye. I’m not even going to pray to you tonight, that’s how disappointed I am.

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