Patricia Krentcil aka Tanning Mom wants to do Porn, But Does Porn Want Her?

You all remember the “tanning mom” Patricia Krentcil. She’s the crazy mom from New Jersey who had/has an addiction to tanning. She was also accused of causing burns to her six-year-old daughter’s skin by taking her into a tanning booth. Patricia ended up being banned from 63 tanning salons in the tri-state area. Well, now she is back in the news. Why? Because she wants to make a porno, of course! Because that makes complete sense, right? People want to see an orange get f–ked, right?

TMZ has somehow got a copy of an e-mail Patricia sent to Vivid Entertainment’s President Steve Hirsch. The obviously desperate Patricia wrote in the letter,

“I see you are trying to buy this sex tape from this Teen Mom. Well, if you REALLY want to make more MONIES, then I would agree to let you film me and all my hotness. I am far MORE popular and WAY HOTTER than Farrah! Men want a cougar and a real woman, not a teenybopper. Contact me back if you‘re ready to talk serious cash and rock the world.”

However, don’t worry! It doesn’t appear like Patricia will be starring in a porn movie anytime soon. Steve Hirsch sent her back the following e-mail,

“Unfortunately we don’t have a granny porn section on Vivid.com, but we feel your look would be perfect for radio. You could talk about everything you’ve ever done on a tanning bed.”

Ouch, that was a bit harsh! He could have just let her down easy! You can’t be that mean to crazy people, rejections like that only make them crazier!