Amanda Bynes is Topless and Talking to In Touch

Oh, look…another story about another crazy child star! Oh joy. Amanda Bynes is still talking weird pictures of herself on Twitter, most recently she posed topless in her bathroom. Why? No one knows, we’re pretty sure Amanda doesn’t even know, either. Anyway, the 27-year-old train wreck managed to break herself away from Twitter long enough to talk with In Touch magazine, and she just doesn’t understand why people think she is insane!  She told the magazine,

 “I have no clue (why people say I’m insane). Every time I’ve heard it, it came from an ugly person’s mouth, so I don’t care. The only ones lying about me having a mental illness are people I don’t talk to. I only have hot friends. They have my back until I die.”

Call me naïve, but I thought this whole time when she would say “ugly people” I thought she meant ugly on the inside. Apparently, she really means ugly people. I guess she doesn’t think ugly people should have opinions or something?

Anyway, she also talked about the addiction rumors,

“I don’t drink. I’m allergic to alcohol” she went on to claim that she only smokes tobacco, and doesn’t mess with any drugs.

Well, there you have it, folks! Amanda Bynes hates ugly people, only has hot friends and doesn’t drink alcohol or do drugs! You know what that means, right? Her craziness isall natural!