Justin Bieber’s Strict Party Rules

Is it your lifelong dream to party with Justin Bieber? If you answered yes, then please go seek help. Not mental help, I mean you might want to get help from a lawyer. Why? Because anyone who wants to party with Justin Bieber at his home must first sign a lengthy contract before they are allowed in to the party. The contract states that if you blog/tweet any confidential photos or videos, you could be sued for $5 million. The document also makes sure party goers know they are fully responsible for themselves, and their actions.

The strange contract even states that they could be participating in “potentially hazardous” activities! What the hell is going on at these parties? I would think the most dangerous thing at a Bieber party would be the risk of him actually singing during it. The contract makes it clear that what happens at the Bieber party, stays at the Bieber party. Guests cannot talk about anything regarding the party, which includes the, “physical health, or the philosophical, spiritual or other views or characteristics” of Bieber and his guests.

One has to wonder why someone so paranoid would even bother throwing a party and inviting people he doesn’t know in the first place. Also, what is he doing in these parties that are so bad? If they were all just playing Xbox and drinking wine coolers, I doubt there would be a need for this contract. Bieber must be doing some pretty freaky sh-t during these parties. I mean, we already know he smokes pot. He was caught smoking pot in January in a hotel room in Newport Beach. The media had a field day with those photos, and it forced Bieber to sort of apologize on his Twitter account.

He claimed that he was trying to be better, but he has certainly gone down hill since then. He’s had fights with his neighbors, meltdowns on Twitter, a horrible birthday, a rocky relationship with Selena and just recently he was booed while accepting an award at the Billboard Music Awards. It’s safe to say that Justin Bieber isn’t the little boy singing to Usher on Youtube anymore.

It’s clear that Bieber has some issues that need to be worked out. It could be that he feels betrayed by people who were once close with him. Last month he talked about his major trust issues.  He told Teen Vogue,

“I get good vibes from people all the time, and I probably could get along with them and be their friend, but now I just don’t trust anybody. Literally, my phone never rings. I only have, like, four people that I keep in contact with. I don’t need a bunch of friends to make me happy. I just need the people close to me that I love, that’s all.”

Aw, don’t you feel bad for Bieber now? No? You still think he is a major tool? Yeah, me too.