Justin Bieber’s Neighbors Have Had Enough

Oh, snap! Justin Bieber’s bad behavior has forced his neighbors to take a stand. They have united together and it is being reported that his neighbors are refusing to pay their $1,000 monthly fee for residential services, like keeping the streets clean and security. The angry neighbors think that the Homeowner Association has failed to do its job in regards to punishing the reckless Bieber.

It’s believed that up to 500 residents pay this $1,000 fee, so if they all decided to band together, the Homeowner Association could be out a nice chunk of change. The people who are leading this charge say they’re not asking for much. They just want the HOA to give the 19-year-old a stern reminder about all of the neighborhood rules he is continually breaking. The loud parties, the illegal parking and the reckless driving around the neighborhood.

We don’t know if the HOA has responded to the angry mob, but we’re sure they will. Those rich folks don’t like to lose out on money! All you have to do is threaten to stop paying, and sh-t will magically start getting done. Speaking of money, $1,000 a month just for a residential services fee? What the hell? Damn, that’s more than my rent! You know what means? The services that are provided to the homeowners of that neighborhood have more value than the house I rent. I’m not sure if that says more about how poor I am, or how rich they are.

Either way, it’s making me incredibly depressed. Time to go eat my weight in fruity pebbles.