Paula Deen Gets Six-Figure Offer From Porn Company

That is one headline I never thought I would have to write. While it’s true that most companies are parting ways with Paula Deen after her racism scandal, there are some companies who still want to sign Paula Deen.

The company offering Paula Deen a six-figure deal has nothing to do with butter or bacon. The company is actually a porn website! The website is called, PureMature.com and they’re offering the celebrity chef a six-figure deal just to endorse their naughty website.

The company actually wrote to Paula Deen and said, “Full figured or thin, arthritic or diabetic — you embody our perfect spokesperson.”

They also say there is no nudity involved in the deal, however, they did call Paula Deen a “MILF.” I’m not exactly sure she fits the criteria for a “MILF” but they’re the experts, right?

We doubt Paula is going to be signing on to join this project. Sure, she is losing more and more money by the day, but we know she isn’t that desperate! She still has plenty of money, so it looks like the PureMature website might want to go after someone a little more desperate.

Joan Rivers? Maybe? She seems to love to have her plastic face all over the place.